selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via rilanoona)

frayed-ribbons:

They asked to play ‘truth or dare’ but we all know they really mean ‘interrogation or abuse’

(via zombie-midget)

Ok so this is gonna be such a pointless post but whatever . 

Well I usually hate the hell out of those annoying door to door salesmen but daaayaaaamn ! Boy was too cute ! Tall , muscular , cute , and pretty smile . Plus he`s gonna be back tomorrow to talk to us some more , yeah I`mma holla at that ass lmao 

I`m SO sure its just me but I could have sworn he was tryna hit on me too . He said I was pretty , made cute little jokes to me , asked if I graduated school yet , and my age . I feel like such a dork for writing this . Like a little girl in middle school when a cute boy talks to them haha , but I don`t even care . 

all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life 

(Source: lonelywhiteasian, via niicolex)

LIFE HACK

whoaajulieee:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you

Omfg

(via chloeee-zzle)